Fagioli: The Experience

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

sassyterrorist:

sassyterrorist:

im selling my DS on ebay and i have the password to my sisters account so im bidding on my own item using her account to increase the price

yeah this backfired horribly i bid too high and ended up winning the auction now my sister wants to know why she is receiving emails saying she has won a 3DS she didnt even bid on

I ship your clothes with my floor; Wanna help me make it canon?

ibock:

I think what’s worse than that exploit was that it put rage comics on my blog for 15 seconds.

ew.

that fucker was PRETTY FUCKING VICIOUS

maybe it even still IS fucking vicious

king of kings

ibock:

A broken Nokia? How the fuck is that possible?
I’m calling bullshit.

HOW ARE YOU GONNA CALL BULLSHIT WITH A BROKEN PHONE!?STUPIDASSS-BUTTGODYOU NEED A PHONE TO CALL PEOPLE JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU DO YOU HAVE TWO PHONES!?WHITE PRIVILEGE!!!

ibock:

A broken Nokia? How the fuck is that possible?

I’m calling bullshit.

HOW ARE YOU GONNA CALL BULLSHIT WITH A BROKEN PHONE!?

STUPID

ASSS-BUTT

GOD

YOU NEED A PHONE TO CALL PEOPLE JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU DO YOU HAVE TWO PHONES!?

WHITE PRIVILEGE!!!

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bronove:

COULD THIS POST BE ANY MORE TUMBLR!?

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE

people are getting upset that they cannot do stupid reblog/like contests anymore


i am getting upset with people by stupid

*oh snap gif goes here*

*follow this blog it will smell arse on your dashboard*

Queen - bohemian rhapsody
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ibock:

BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY | Queen

“#removing-the-fucking-shitty-rage-comic-because-it’s-stupid-as-shit”

YES

GOOD

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fwugradiation:

improvised touhou music with annoying commentary

title
stage 1
boss 1

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When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan, there was an odd phenomenon between children ages 7-12, particularly in those using headphones to listen to the sound effects. Increase of nosebleeds, irritability, insomnia, and addiction to the game, playing for hours and hours on end and crying to the point of vomiting when the opportunity was taken away.

Roughly 70% of these cases ended in suicide.

In almost every case of the aforementioned symptoms, despite gameplay time recorded to the limit of the internal clock, the game had not progressed further than “Lavender Town”.

A closer analysis of the game revealed a tone in the audio of the music for “Lavender Town” at a pitch undetectable by fully developed human ear drums. Within weeks every unsold copy of the “first edition” the game were recalled silently and the game was re-released with re-mastered audio for “Lavender Town”.

The widely known version is said to be missing three extra tones, as well as the unique, binaural tone of the first edition, although this is unconfirmed due to the rarity of working first edition copies; in the known few that remain, the internal clock and ‘battery save’ have all timed out and ceased function, and in many cases the game will freeze upon entering any battle.

The audio post above is the original file that was heard by these children.

johnbeingheterosexual:

“99% of tumblr users wont reblog this because it wont fit in with their blogs or will make them “ugly” reblog if you are in the 1% that-“